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I say Dunc-Tank, You say Dunc-Banc, let's call the whole thing off...
I just had the most brilliant idea to help the most vocal opponents of Debian's non-Debian experiment in Debian, aka, Dunc-Tank, really make a dent in their aims.
See, finding bugs, as wonderful as a plot device as it is, isn't going to *hinder* the release. Oh, sure, it might delay it, but you're actually helping to release a quality operating system, and what will that prove? I mean, sure, you state your aims are to hinder the experiment for political reasons, but seriously! It only delays the release! It doesn't stop it!
You guys aren't thinking *globally*, man! You need to hit the release managers where they live! And I don't mean figuratively! See, *I* propose that we set up an experimental fund to pay *me* to distract Steve from actually working on the release. In this way, we do more than just delay the release, we actually de-bunc Dunc-Tank! (Plus, I get dinner, long, romantic walks, extra cuddling, etc.) It's a win-win-lose situation! It's beautiful!
For those interested, I have a Pay-Pal account and am willing to negotiate contracts!
See, finding bugs, as wonderful as a plot device as it is, isn't going to *hinder* the release. Oh, sure, it might delay it, but you're actually helping to release a quality operating system, and what will that prove? I mean, sure, you state your aims are to hinder the experiment for political reasons, but seriously! It only delays the release! It doesn't stop it!
You guys aren't thinking *globally*, man! You need to hit the release managers where they live! And I don't mean figuratively! See, *I* propose that we set up an experimental fund to pay *me* to distract Steve from actually working on the release. In this way, we do more than just delay the release, we actually de-bunc Dunc-Tank! (Plus, I get dinner, long, romantic walks, extra cuddling, etc.) It's a win-win-lose situation! It's beautiful!
For those interested, I have a Pay-Pal account and am willing to negotiate contracts!